The Kingdom of Black Templares
“Fortis cadere, cedere non potest”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kingdom of Black Templares is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Templar with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.082 billion Templareses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Black Templaresian economy, worth 331 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 159,387 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Templares's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Black Templares, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Black Templares, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Black Templares, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in Black Templares, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
- : Black Templares was endorsed by The Republic of The Stratosphere Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Black Templares, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Black Templares, the Black Templaresian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
- : Black Templares was endorsed by The Schizophrenic states of New Bismuthium.
- : Black Templares was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Magnanimus.
- : Following new legislation in Black Templares, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
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