Spotlight on:
The Global Anarchist Coalition of Black Flag Syndicate |
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Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Location: Pirate Paradise |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker |
The Global Anarchist Coalition of Black Flag Syndicate is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Global Defense Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.014 billion Volunteers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halcyon. Income tax is unheard of.
The all-consuming BFSian economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion crypto-doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,441 crypto-doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, and one can wake up in Black Flag Syndicate and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Black Flag Syndicate's national animal is the Serpent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.
Black Flag Syndicate is ranked 40,026th in the world and 2nd in Pirate Paradise for Most Stationary, with 1,131.6810118348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, one can wake up in Black Flag Syndicate and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, the fattest folk in Black Flag Syndicate look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, it's all quiet on the western front.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Black Flag Syndicate, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku.