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The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Black beetles |
“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: World of Beetles |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Black beetles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.461 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Blackian economy, worth a remarkable 1,990 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 266,765 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Black beetles's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Black beetles is ranked 841st in the world and 42nd in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 176.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Black beetles, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, Black beetles's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, Black beetles recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Ringa Beetles is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Black beetles, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
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