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The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan

“Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.934 billion Bizarrotanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarrotanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,228 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, Bizarrotanians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', third world countries are rich in "I Love Funny Memeland" t-shirts, and untold millions of Memes are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 23,855th in the world and 1,164th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 225.93 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,113thMost Pacifist: 1,761stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,767thMost Influential: 1,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,878thNicest Citizens: 2,088thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,174thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,256thMost Inclusive: 2,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,442ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,294thBest Weather: 3,561stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,757thHighest Food Quality: 3,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,327thSafest: 4,961stMost Developed: 5,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,000thMost Cultured: 6,101stLargest Governments: 6,280thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,846thHealthiest Citizens: 7,683rdSmartest Citizens: 7,788thLowest Crime Rates: 10,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,825thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,452ndHighest Economic Output: 17,937thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,034thHighest Average Incomes: 21,143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,855thMost Efficient Economies: 25,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,872nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionMost Pacifist: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 150th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 155th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 160th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 204th in the regionBest Weather: 207th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 226th in the regionSafest: 280th in the regionMost Cultured: 309th in the regionMost Developed: 333rd in the regionLargest Governments: 334th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 336th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 348th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 396th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 452nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 547th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 553rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 594th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 605th in the regionLargest Populations: 697th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 715th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 741st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 763rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 908th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,061st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,063rd in the region

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