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The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan

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The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.068 billion Bizarrotanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarrotanian economy, worth 725 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,618 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Funny Memeland Peacocks' triumph against long odds, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 4,457^th in the world and 154^th in the South Pacific for Best Weather, with 324 Meters Of Sunlight.

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