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The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan

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The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.934 billion Bizarrotanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarrotanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,228 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, Bizarrotanians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', third world countries are rich in "I Love Funny Memeland" t-shirts, and untold millions of Memes are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 23,855^th in the world and 1,164^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 225.93 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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