The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan
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|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.068 billion Bizarrotanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Bizarrotanian economy, worth 725 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,618 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Funny Memeland Peacocks' triumph against long odds, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned.
- : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Funny Memeland Peacocks' triumph against long odds.
- : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Bizarrotan was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Bizarrotan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
- : Bizarrotan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Bizarrotan was endorsed by The Republic of Galebland.
- : Bizarrotan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Solanosco.
Endorsements Received: 63 » NIGHTRAY, Qvait, Eskvenn, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tepertopia, Holota, Corgitopiaa, Concrete Slab, Treir, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Nowa Europa, Beepee, Aidenfieeld, Bawkie, Belschaft, Land Without Shrimp, Scu Greinne, Rebel-topia, Darakin, Cuuldere, The naked people, Jehenna, Libedistan, Aumeltopia, Westenhald, Sedunn, Erinor, New Belgrade, Moreana, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Farengeto, Freavia, Purple Hyacinth, Ipugao, Ebonhand, Amerion, Sandaoguo, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Direwolf1, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Carrelie, Dalegreen, and 13 others.Kaleidescooptopia, Rhetiaa, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, North Prarie, Eastern Mekong, New Sanet, Northern Cambridge, Tackastan, Crystal Creation, Solanosco, and Galebland.