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The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.068 billion Bizarrotanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarrotanian economy, worth 725 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,618 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Funny Memeland Peacocks' triumph against long odds, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 4,457th in the world and 154th in the South Pacific for Best Weather, with 324 Meters Of Sunlight.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,107thMost Pacifist: 1,960thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,383rdNicest Citizens: 2,407thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,389thMost Influential: 3,623rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,444thBest Weather: 4,457thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,823rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,254thSafest: 6,571stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,661stMost Developed: 7,246thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,396thLargest Governments: 7,778thHealthiest Citizens: 7,856thMost Cultured: 7,920thSmartest Citizens: 8,494thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,115thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,631stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,169thLowest Crime Rates: 13,375thMost Income Equality: 15,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,120thHighest Average Incomes: 23,649th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 73rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 154th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 171st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 205th in the regionLargest Governments: 208th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 210th in the regionSafest: 220th in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionMost Cultured: 242nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 244th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 300th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 374th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 406th in the regionNudest: 426th in the regionMost Influential: 455th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 540th in the regionLargest Populations: 550th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 571st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 631st in the regionMost Income Equality: 653rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 697th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 711th in the region

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