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The Holy Empire of Bizarro Durlia

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Holy Empire of Bizarro Durlia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archbishop Alexander with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.237 billion Bizarro Durlians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Centre. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but underdeveloped Bizarro Durlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 112,520 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,048,472 per year while the poor average 1,081, a ratio of 969 to 1.

Universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, military spending is on the increase, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bizarro Durlia's national animal is the boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Bizarro Durlia is ranked 217,437th in the world and 1,163rd in Europe for Nudest, with 3.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 80thMost Ignorant Citizens: 300thMost Primitive: 462ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 619thFattest Citizens: 754thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 855thMost Devout: 948thMost Avoided: 1,026thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,310thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,784thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,786thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,760thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,967thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,964thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,848thLargest Mining Sector: 6,835thMost Stationary: 9,110thMost Armed: 10,662ndMost Conservative: 10,693rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,146thLargest Retail Industry: 11,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,282ndHighest Economic Output: 14,709thMost Pro-Market: 15,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,007thMost Extreme: 17,953rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,056th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionMost Conservative: 52nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the region

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