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The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby

“Beep beep! Who wants cake?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Crematorium

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.516 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 396 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,895 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 141,217th in the world and 17th in Crematorium for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,642.41 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,312thNicest Citizens: 11,580thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,377thLargest Retail Industry: 13,521stMost Inclusive: 13,996thMost Secular: 18,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,658thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,503rdHighest Drug Use: 22,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,680thMost Developed: 23,741st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

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