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The Superior Imperialist State of Birb Bois United Front

“We used to kill with axes, now we kill with taxes”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: The Cult of PCHS

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Superior Imperialist State of Birb Bois United Front is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pimp Chimp II with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.338 billion Birb Bois hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bird of Paradise. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Birb Boi economy, worth 434 trillion Birds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,935 Birds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, politicians have tenure, vehicular homicide by a Birb Boi ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bird of Paradise. Crime is totally unknown. Birb Bois United Front's national animal is the Northern Goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic Protestantism.

Birb Bois United Front is ranked 10,293rd in the world and 3rd in The Cult of PCHS for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,592.1 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,308thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,069thRudest Citizens: 4,449thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,317thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,352ndMost Armed: 5,653rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,915thMost Inclusive: 6,969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,982ndMost Developed: 7,169thLargest Governments: 7,612thMost Influential: 8,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,212thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,492ndNicest Citizens: 8,542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,558thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,792ndSmartest Citizens: 8,827thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,979thLargest Black Market: 9,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,199thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,933rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,293rdBest Weather: 10,673rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,831stTop
Most Secular: 13,978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,778thHighest Drug Use: 15,379thLargest Retail Industry: 16,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,961stHealthiest Citizens: 18,604thMost Cultured: 20,226th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » The New North Republic, The SSAS, Government Problems, Summitaria, Strawville, The Sexy Legged Republic, and The Ranch High Council.