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The Republic of Bipolar Bill

“All hail the magic conch.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Power


The Republic of Bipolar Bill is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 29.888 billion Bipolar Billians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 44.0%.

The strong Bipolar Billian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion teeths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 36,055 teeths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bipolar Bill's national animal is the pie.

Bipolar Bill is ranked 117,065th in the world and 5th in Nintendo for Nudest, with 112.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Stationary: 657thLargest Populations: 2,177thTop
Most Influential: 6,210thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,221stTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 20,051stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,871st

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