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The Jingoistic States of Bilderberg 9

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The Jingoistic States of Bilderberg 9 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11 billion Bilderberg 9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bilderberg 9ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,894 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bilderberg 9's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bilderberg 9 is ranked 30,461^st in the world and 46^th in New Bilderberg Group for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.44 law-abiding acts per hour.

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