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The Dictatorship of Biker Tro

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Dictatorship of Biker Tro is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dirge with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.293 billion Biker Trojans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Citadel. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Biker Troan economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion Deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 490,797 Deniers, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biker Tro's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Biker Tro is ranked 5,272nd in the world and 186th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 146.04 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 178thMost Corrupt Governments: 192ndHighest Average Incomes: 349thLargest Mining Sector: 435thMost Devout: 482ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 619thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 625thLargest Insurance Industry: 660thLargest Black Market: 835thLowest Crime Rates: 836thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,130thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,151stMost Avoided: 1,172ndLargest Governments: 1,289thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,115thTop
Most Conservative: 2,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,601stRudest Citizens: 5,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,677thLargest Retail Industry: 6,224thHighest Economic Output: 7,796thMost Authoritarian: 8,048thMost Efficient Economies: 10,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,732ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,316thSmartest Citizens: 14,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,807thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,552ndMost Developed: 21,343rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Conservative: 180th in the regionRudest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 201st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 350th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 394th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 407th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 448th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 491st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 543rd in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the regionMost Extreme: 621st in the regionMost Developed: 645th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 656th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 757th in the regionLargest Populations: 794th in the region

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