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The BIGGGGG of Big Business Big Labor Big Oil

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The BIGGGGG of Big Business Big Labor Big Oil is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.624 billion Big Business Big Labor Big Oilians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Big Business Big Labor Big Oilian economy, worth 100 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,315 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Big Business Big Labor Big Oil's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Big Business Big Labor Big Oil is ranked 32,676^th in the world and 280^th in Artificial Solar System for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.73 bananas ingested per day.

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