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The Jollibee store of Bhikkustan

“bida ang saya”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: The Western Isles

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Jollibee store of Bhikkustan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by DDS Jollibee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.67 billion Bhikkustanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tondo. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bhikkustani economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion yumburgers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,596 yumburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dartboard at the Bhikkustani Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of DDS Jollibee's face, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhikkustan's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is swag.

Bhikkustan is ranked 838th in the world and 3rd in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 8,832.1 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Primitive: 179thMost Devout: 194thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 416thLargest Welfare Programs: 476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 838thMost Pacifist: 872ndBest Weather: 1,040thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,987thMost Cultured: 2,220thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,411thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,544thLowest Crime Rates: 3,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,247thHealthiest Citizens: 4,355thLargest Governments: 4,432ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,076thMost Authoritarian: 5,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,946thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,101stMost Developed: 11,221stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,350thHighest Economic Output: 12,950thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,175thMost Inclusive: 15,484thMost Conservative: 17,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,332ndMost Extreme: 21,228thMost Influential: 22,216th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Nhoor, Littolyo, Segentova, Serpens Land, and Terra Nordica.