The Matriarchy of Better than this Hellhole
“It's got to be better than the USA”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Matriarchy of Better than this Hellhole is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 243 million Hellholeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Better than this Hellholean economy, worth 11.9 trillion Blood Drops a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,151 Blood Drops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, shopping comes bagged and tagged, the Better than this Hellholean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Better than this Hellhole's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Better than this Hellhole voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Europeia".
- : Following new legislation in Better than this Hellhole, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Following new legislation in Better than this Hellhole, the Better than this Hellholean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in Better than this Hellhole, shopping comes bagged and tagged.
- : Better than this Hellhole endorsed The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Better than this Hellhole was endorsed by The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Following new legislation in Better than this Hellhole, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Better than this Hellhole, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Better than this Hellhole, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
- : Following new legislation in Better than this Hellhole, students do more community service than homework.
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