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The Matriarchy of Better than this Hellhole

“It's got to be better than the USA”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Matriarchy of Better than this Hellhole is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 243 million Hellholeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Better than this Hellholean economy, worth 11.9 trillion Blood Drops a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,151 Blood Drops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, shopping comes bagged and tagged, the Better than this Hellholean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Better than this Hellhole's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Better than this Hellhole is ranked 246,862nd in the world and 11,998th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,707thTop
Most Influential: 6,453rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,925thNicest Citizens: 12,125thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,340thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,865thMost Pacifist: 20,029thBest Weather: 20,418thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,193rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,575thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,103rdMost Inclusive: 26,563rd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 667th in the regionNicest Citizens: 668th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 695th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 712th in the regionNudest: 829th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 971st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 982nd in the regionBest Weather: 998th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,108th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,151st in the regionMost Influential: 1,154th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,243rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,327th in the region

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