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The United States of Better Malaysia

“Pride is what you are and not who you are”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United States of Better Malaysia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Eternal President with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.559 billion Better Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Putra. The average income tax rate is 61.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Better Malaysian economy, worth 376 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,686 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Better Malaysia, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Better Malaysia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Better Malaysia is ranked 21,606th in the world and 1,097th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 59.68 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 686thMost Influential: 1,307thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,262ndMost Devout: 7,975thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,035thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,548thMost Inclusive: 12,967thTop
Nicest Citizens: 14,085thHighest Food Quality: 16,748thMost Developed: 16,794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,140thHealthiest Citizens: 19,841stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,663rdSmartest Citizens: 21,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,837thMost Patriotic: 23,980thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,540thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,966th
Most Devout: 219th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 372nd in the regionMost Influential: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 470th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 510th in the regionNudest: 536th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 698th in the regionMost Inclusive: 750th in the regionNicest Citizens: 781st in the regionMost Patriotic: 832nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 859th in the regionMost Developed: 903rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 919th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 995th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,026th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,068th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,079th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,097th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,133rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,188th in the region

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