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The United States of Better Malaysia

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The United States of Better Malaysia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Aqil with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 851 million Better Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Putra. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Better Malaysian economy, worth 65.3 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 76,695 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, the Better Malaysia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and President Aqil has just been declared ruler of Better Malaysia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Better Malaysia's national animal is the Tiger.

Better Malaysia is ranked 134,811^th in the world and 3,257^th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 65.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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