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The Colossal United States of Bertavia

“God Bless Bertavia”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
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Location: Anteria

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Colossal United States of Bertavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.566 billion Bertavians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bertavian economy, worth a remarkable 4,659 trillion Bertavian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 250,960 Bertavian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,320,685 per year while the poor average 2,641, a ratio of 878 to 1.

Patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, the government is outsourcing itself, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, and disaster victims are viewed with disdain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bertavia's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bertavia is ranked 1,381st in the world and 3rd in Anteria for Fattest Citizens, with 52.3 Obesity Rate.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 358thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 729thLargest Insurance Industry: 764thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 850thHighest Disposable Incomes: 984thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,049thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,184thFattest Citizens: 1,381stMost Avoided: 1,387thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,911thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,185thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,277thLargest Retail Industry: 2,307thHighest Economic Output: 2,366thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,380thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,820thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,450thHighest Average Incomes: 3,474thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,913thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,514thMost Efficient Economies: 5,713thSafest: 6,237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,767thRudest Citizens: 6,800thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,420thLargest Populations: 9,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,861stMost Devout: 10,510thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,474thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,622ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,834thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,770thMost Pro-Market: 14,827thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,060thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,145thLargest Governments: 20,862ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,940th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the region

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