The Grand Powerful Kingdom of Bengal Empir
“In strength and rule we have power”
|Category: Moralistic Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Grand Powerful Kingdom of Bengal Empir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hadam Hirihitan with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.862 billion Bengalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bengalore. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Bengal Empirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,264 trillion Bongs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,683 Bongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bengal Empir's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sikkh Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bengal Empir, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : Bengal Empir was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Bengal Empir, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
- : Following new legislation in Bengal Empir, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
- : Bengal Empir was endorsed by The United States of FurryFeet.
- : Bengal Empir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Bengal Empir, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Bengal Empir voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
- : Following new legislation in Bengal Empir, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in Bengal Empir, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
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