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The Empire of Bend Mai

“Justice, piety, loyalty”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Empire of Bend Mai is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Erick I with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.665 billion Bend Maians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siorjo. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bend Maian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 227,147 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bend Mai's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Elotasni.

Bend Mai is ranked 3,462nd in the world and 127th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 202 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,318thMost Developed: 1,592ndMost Inclusive: 1,653rdMost Pacifist: 1,685thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,802ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,813thLowest Crime Rates: 1,818thNicest Citizens: 1,884thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,901stHealthiest Citizens: 1,922ndHighest Food Quality: 2,005thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,328thSmartest Citizens: 2,471stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,514thLargest Governments: 2,604thSafest: 2,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,923rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,405thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,427thMost Cultured: 3,462ndBest Weather: 3,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,749thMost Efficient Economies: 4,163rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,856thHighest Average Incomes: 7,005thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,941stMost Secular: 15,288thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,884thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,900thHighest Economic Output: 27,765thMost Income Equality: 29,452nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionTop
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Safest: 127th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 154th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 163rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 279th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 327th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 462nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 505th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 879th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 913th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,019th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,176th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,260th in the region

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