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The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham

“Do you have the little nuke inside?”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Warhammer 40000

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sub-Sector Governor Beinir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.756 billion Beinirhamsters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Keterickshire. The average income tax rate is 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Beinirhamish economy, worth a remarkable 7,327 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 246,256 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, the government snoops on private internet connections, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beinirham's national animal is the Wild Grox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Imperial Cult.

Beinirham is ranked 7,959th in the world and 2nd in Warhammer 40000 for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 465,821 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 345thLargest Agricultural Sector: 515thMost Armed: 1,023rdHighest Economic Output: 1,213thLargest Black Market: 1,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,591stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,014thLowest Crime Rates: 2,092ndMost Cultured: 2,177thBest Weather: 2,617thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,621stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,924thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,034thLargest Populations: 3,156thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,239thMost Patriotic: 3,585thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,967thHighest Average Incomes: 4,114thHighest Food Quality: 4,168thMost Influential: 5,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,959thHealthiest Citizens: 8,483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,601stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,619thLargest Retail Industry: 9,442ndLargest Governments: 9,664thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,309thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,754thMost Primitive: 17,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,308thMost Developed: 18,904thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,476th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

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