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The Grand Duchy of Behind Your Eye

“Behind you! Spiders!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Pony Lands

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Grand Duchy of Behind Your Eye is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hoser Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.654 billion Behind Your Eyeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behind Your Eye City. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Behind Your Eyean economy, worth a remarkable 5,485 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,814 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, escalators are avoided at all costs, and foreign musicians that Hoser Jones dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behind Your Eye's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Behind Your Eye is ranked 243,633rd in the world and 96th in Pony Lands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 63.16 percentage of bribes refused.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 644thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,362ndMost Stationary: 1,640thHighest Economic Output: 2,173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,505thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,687thMost Developed: 2,759thSmartest Citizens: 2,927thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,930thMost Inclusive: 4,984thHighest Food Quality: 4,985thLargest Populations: 4,989thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,539thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,550thHighest Average Incomes: 6,174thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,362ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,966thRudest Citizens: 7,766thMost Influential: 7,992ndMost Cultured: 8,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,112thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,210thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,366thLargest Governments: 8,775thHealthiest Citizens: 12,141stTop
Most Secular: 13,614thLowest Crime Rates: 14,122ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,321stMost Efficient Economies: 16,176thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,671stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,937thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,103rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 23,280thMost Patriotic: 23,431stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,045th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the region

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