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The United Kingdom of Behe Hapirip

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Leucippus

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The United Kingdom of Behe Hapirip is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 238 million Behe Hapiripians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Behe Hapiripian economy, worth 8.04 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,792 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behe Hapirip's national animal is the bison.

Behe Hapirip is ranked 76,796th in the world and 14th in Leucippus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,065.15 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,844th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the region

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