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The Commonwealth of Beepee

“High on a hill was a lonely goatherd”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Commonwealth of Beepee is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.519 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,712 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Beepeean as 'your finger, you fool', children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBB Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 2,624th in the world and 80th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 64.77 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 295thMost Influential: 356thMost Secular: 438thBest Weather: 670thSafest: 827thMost Beautiful Environments: 885thMost Developed: 904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 926thMost Pacifist: 929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,018thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,116thHealthiest Citizens: 1,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,579thLowest Crime Rates: 1,608thNicest Citizens: 1,632ndLargest Governments: 2,040thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,083rdSmartest Citizens: 2,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,497thMost Inclusive: 2,599thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,624thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,852ndMost Cultured: 3,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,650thMost Efficient Economies: 5,783rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,337thHighest Average Incomes: 6,834thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,847thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,789thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,394thHighest Economic Output: 15,804thMost Stationary: 18,415th
Most Secular: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 95th in the regionMost Cultured: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 212th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 235th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 259th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 285th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 308th in the regionMost Stationary: 342nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 496th in the region

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