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The Pepperoni Principality of BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT

“Pecuniae obediunt omnia”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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What is BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT About?

[This appears to be from an old tourist pamphlet for BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT, dating from before the bans on letters and numbers, found in a pensioner's hoard of various newspapers, receipts, printed recipes, and other such detritus, all positioned precariously close to a faulty space heater.]

Understanding Culture in BKCR

Some say BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is a nation for the working man—provided that the working man makes at least six figures. However, this is a gross misconception that we wish to dispel. We want to make sure every man, woman, child, animal, robot, gamer, dinosaur, and clone is making piles and piles of tsoes for our glorious nation, and we will not stop until we have the most and everyone else has much less than we do. The rest of the world can burn and starve, but us? We will thrive at all costs!

"Irrumabo, redde me!"

That is what BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is all about. All hail Dear Leader!

[One matter of note is that the old motto, apparently meant to translate to a vulgar demand of payment, was cobbled together by Dear Leader's nephew using a translation app on his phone. Once this leaked to the public, the motto was changed to the marginally more respectable, "Pecuniae obediunt omnia."]

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