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The Emirate of BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT

“Irrumabo, redde me”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Emirate of BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its remarkably easy parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 387 million BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANTians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beefandbroccolopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANTian economy, worth 42.6 trillion tsoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,148 tsoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 528,868 per year while the poor average 13,395, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

Package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, men stare at wall-pictures of Leader's face when they visit public urinals, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and an eye for an eye leaves BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT blind. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT's national animal is the sea slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is ranked 265,745th in the world and 5,783rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 23.92 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,208thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,977thMost Armed: 2,756thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,807thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,707thFattest Citizens: 3,801stMost Avoided: 5,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,916thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,446thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,613thLargest Retail Industry: 8,676thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,636thLargest Mining Sector: 12,855thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,014thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,693rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,002ndMost Patriotic: 27,813thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,974th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionFattest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 116th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 181st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 183rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 188th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 211th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 341st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 402nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 457th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 530th in the regionMost Patriotic: 580th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 601st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 626th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 676th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 12 » Toerana, Orcuo, Angbhand, Andromeda Islands, Chocolatistan, New Anarchisticstan, Courage Caverns, Arctic Lands, Land of bird, United States Of Alpha, Bouncepot, and TescoPepsi.