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The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia

“The Forbidden Paradise”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Maritimes

Regional Influence: Minnow


The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.933 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,727 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 397,303 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The Maritimes, and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 207,087th in the world and 28th in The Maritimes for Fattest Citizens, with 0.95 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5thMost Conservative: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 28thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rdHighest Poor Incomes: 115thLargest Black Market: 118thHealthiest Citizens: 129thMost Ignorant Citizens: 135thMost Subsidized Industry: 139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 191stLowest Crime Rates: 231stLargest Governments: 233rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 239thMost Secular: 256thMost Authoritarian: 487thHighest Average Incomes: 756thHighest Economic Output: 1,040thBest Weather: 1,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,135thMost Extreme: 1,596thTop
Most Income Equality: 3,094thMost Avoided: 3,239thMost Efficient Economies: 7,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,054thLargest Populations: 9,706th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

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