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The Democratic Republic of Beazlend

“Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Atheist Empire

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Democratic Republic of Beazlend is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tommy Wiseau with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.998 billion Beazlendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfenheim. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Beazlendian economy, worth a remarkable 3,763 trillion Zennis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,242 Zennis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the Beazlend Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beazlend's national animal is the Flying turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Beazlend is ranked 16,263rd in the world and 7th in The Atheist Empire for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,232.7 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Developed: 530thHealthiest Citizens: 574thLongest Average Lifespans: 597thMost Subsidized Industry: 685thMost Efficient Economies: 735thHighest Food Quality: 840thMost Inclusive: 1,021stSmartest Citizens: 1,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,199thMost Cultured: 1,389thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,449thLargest Governments: 1,469thBest Weather: 1,587thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,679thLowest Crime Rates: 1,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,270thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,270thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,286thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,569thMost Secular: 2,954thMost Influential: 3,083rdSafest: 3,167thMost Armed: 3,335thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,434thHighest Economic Output: 3,459thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,459thHighest Average Incomes: 4,223rdNicest Citizens: 5,807thMost Stationary: 5,897thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,814thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,552ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,744thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,943rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,950thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,908thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,896thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,660thLargest Populations: 15,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,263rdHighest Drug Use: 19,286thMost Income Equality: 22,313th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

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