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The Democratic People's Republic of Beatesia

“Serve the State”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Democratic People's Republic of Beatesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.688 billion Beatesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beatesgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Beatesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,094 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,354 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett wears an armoured gauntlet, police nightsticks see use all day long, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Beatesia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worker's Party of Beatesia.

Beatesia is ranked 18,444th in the world and 564th in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 17,450.84 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 125thMost Subsidized Industry: 185thLargest Black Market: 307thHighest Poor Incomes: 373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 424thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 846thHighest Average Tax Rates: 861stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,056thLargest Governments: 1,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,200thLowest Crime Rates: 1,252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,258thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,626thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,961stMost Developed: 3,173rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,353rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,512thMost Secular: 4,392ndMost Authoritarian: 4,394thMost Efficient Economies: 4,741stMost Avoided: 6,776thMost Conservative: 6,807thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,654thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,078thSmartest Citizens: 9,888thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,676thMost Stationary: 16,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,572ndMost Extreme: 17,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,444th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 132nd in the regionMost Secular: 159th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 221st in the regionMost Avoided: 229th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 234th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 237th in the regionLargest Populations: 240th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 298th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 301st in the regionMost Stationary: 318th in the regionMost Extreme: 334th in the regionMost Conservative: 375th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 416th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 525th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 564th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 825th in the region

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