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The Democratic People's Republic of Beatesia

“Serve the State”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Democratic People's Republic of Beatesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.788 billion Beatesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beatesgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Beatesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,589 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,007 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Beatesia's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Worker's Party of Beatesia.

Beatesia is ranked 86,621st in the world and 2,246th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,714.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thLargest Black Market: 296thMost Subsidized Industry: 324thMost Advanced Public Education: 471stHighest Poor Incomes: 482ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,046thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,089thLargest Governments: 1,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,520thMost Patriotic: 1,960thHighest Economic Output: 2,141stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,363rdMost Developed: 3,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,863rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,929thMost Authoritarian: 4,471stMost Secular: 4,799thMost Efficient Economies: 5,951stMost Conservative: 7,337thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,077thSmartest Citizens: 10,376thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,038thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,754thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,791stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,673rdLargest Populations: 19,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,944thMost Extreme: 26,755th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 70th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 98th in the regionMost Extreme: 129th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135th in the regionMost Developed: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 174th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 185th in the regionMost Conservative: 208th in the regionMost Secular: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 386th in the regionLargest Populations: 466th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 502nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 519th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 603rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 615th in the region

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