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The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission

“Talk softly, but carry a singlestick”

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The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.12 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 3,812 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,575 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, the new classical revitalization of Brer Bear's FunPark is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 237,659^th in the world and 122^nd in International Democratic Union for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -14.14 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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