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The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission

“Talk softly, but carry a singlestick”

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The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.035 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 10.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 5,894 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,421 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, Urrsish diplomacy is by the book, and religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 57,841^st in the world and 42^nd in International Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.25 law-abiding acts per hour.

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