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The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission

“Talk softly, but carry a singlestick”

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The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.362 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 4,775 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,644 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 5,146^th in the world and 15^th in International Democratic Union for Smartest Citizens, with 125.88 quips per hour.

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