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The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission

“Talk softly, but carry a singlestick”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: International Democratic Union

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.362 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 4,775 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,644 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 5,146th in the world and 15th in International Democratic Union for Smartest Citizens, with 125.88 quips per hour.

Most Cultured: 154thLargest Publishing Industry: 710thMost Influential: 736thMost Cheerful Citizens: 741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 767thHighest Food Quality: 969thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,253rdMost Devout: 2,104thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,575thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,736thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,912thLargest Populations: 3,257thRudest Citizens: 3,727thSmartest Citizens: 5,146thMost Efficient Economies: 6,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,446thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,096thLargest Retail Industry: 8,596thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,585thMost Developed: 10,811thHighest Average Incomes: 12,448thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,068thHighest Drug Use: 20,792ndMost Politically Free: 23,721stMost Pacifist: 23,970thNicest Citizens: 25,492nd
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 15 » Libertas Omnium Maximus, Grosseschnauzer, United New England, Gardavasque, Ponoxien, Grellania, Sunemia, South Pacific Republic, Comhar, Sycona, Stefflandia, -Astoria, Novella Islands, Rumasaya, and Christos.