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The Republic of Beans on Toast 9

“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The New World of Name

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Beans on Toast 9 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 344 million Beans on Toast 9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The very strong Beans on Toast 9ian economy, worth 26.3 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 76,361 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,736 per year while the poor average 17,138, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', Beans on Toast 9 is renowned for its lax gun laws, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 9's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beans on Toast 9 is ranked 151,988th in the world and 6th in The New World of Name for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 476.14 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,620thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,341stMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,206thMost Devout: 11,746thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,838thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,965thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,229thMost Primitive: 17,636thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,686thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,102nd

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