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The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 47 |
“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Memeland United |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 47 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.765 billion Beans on Toast 47ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 47ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,965 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 47's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Beans on Toast 47 is ranked 145,817th in the world and 346th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.2542609172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Beans on Toast 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Beans on Toast 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Beans on Toast 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Beans on Toast 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 47, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 47, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 47, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 47, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 47, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 47, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.