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The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 47

“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Memeland United

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 47 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.765 billion Beans on Toast 47ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 47ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,965 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 47's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beans on Toast 47 is ranked 145,817th in the world and 346th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.2542609172 days.

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Most Armed: 5,610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,977thLargest Black Market: 8,224thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,026thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,565thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,547thMost Patriotic: 11,916thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,459thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,514thMost Devout: 14,579thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,748thMost Authoritarian: 16,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,167thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,538thMost Efficient Economies: 23,944thHighest Economic Output: 24,844thLargest Mining Sector: 26,251stHealthiest Citizens: 28,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,537th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 58th in the regionMost Extreme: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 80th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 105th in the region

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