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The Republic of Beans on Toast 47

“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Crystal Falls

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Republic of Beans on Toast 47 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 468 million Beans on Toast 47ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The powerhouse Beans on Toast 47ian economy, worth 46.0 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 98,224 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Beans on Toast 47, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 47's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beans on Toast 47 is ranked 44,025th in the world and 8th in Crystal Falls for Most Developed, scoring 67.74 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,644thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 14,158thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,166th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the region

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