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The Republic of Beans on Toast 37

“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Region of the Star

Regional Influence: Contender


The Republic of Beans on Toast 37 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 469 million Beans on Toast 37ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The powerhouse Beans on Toast 37ian economy, worth 36.1 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 76,942 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, billions of Cards are being poured into a space program, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 37's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beans on Toast 37 is ranked 215,668th in the world and 13th in Region of the Star for Rudest Citizens, with 19.99 Insults Per Minute.

Nudest: 6,035thLargest Mining Sector: 7,787thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,118thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,206th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

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