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The Republic of Beans on Toast 27

“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: German State of Saarland

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Republic of Beans on Toast 27 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 510 million Beans on Toast 27ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Beans on Toast 27ian economy, worth 46.6 trillion Cardss a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,358 Cardss , and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 27's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beans on Toast 27 is ranked 153,851st in the world and 9th in German State of Saarland for Rudest Citizens, with 40.91 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,230thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,330thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,280th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

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