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The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 19

“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”

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The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 19 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.949 billion Beans on Toast 19ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 19ian economy, worth 960 trillion Cards a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,235 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, gun ownership is compulsory, and Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 19's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beans on Toast 19 is ranked 21,932^nd in the world and 106^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.17 law-abiding acts per hour.

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