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The Colonial Empire of Bealtiamor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kairos Thorne with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The cynical population of 1.866 billion Bealtiamorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beal City. The average income tax rate is 65.9%.

The all-consuming Bealtiamorian economy, worth 156 trillion Reich Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,702 Reich Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", colours are running as Bealtiamorians take on their own laundry, and the dartboard at the Bealtiamorian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Kairos Thorne's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bealtiamor's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bealtiamor is ranked 298,061^st in the world and 144^th in Aspen for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.