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The Communist Territory of Basra

“If at first you don't succeed, you aren't us”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The United Ascendancy

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Communist Territory of Basra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mark Izatov with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 23.231 billion Basrans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Townsville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Basran economy, worth a remarkable 5,326 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 229,305 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Behind every local dictator is a Basran advisor whispering in their ear, the The City Of Townsville Film Festival recently voted 'Basran Getting Hit By Football' as best film, a government program is underway to revitalize Basra's beaches, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Basra's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worshipers of Thomas Hobbs.

Basra is ranked 25,307th in the world and 4th in The United Ascendancy for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.75 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 96thMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192ndMost Beautiful Environments: 373rdBest Weather: 399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 430thMost Developed: 533rdLargest Governments: 535thLongest Average Lifespans: 586thLowest Crime Rates: 602ndSafest: 617thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 630thHealthiest Citizens: 649thMost Advanced Public Education: 868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 903rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,388thMost Patriotic: 1,660thSmartest Citizens: 1,705thHighest Economic Output: 2,252ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,432ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,897thRudest Citizens: 3,063rdHighest Food Quality: 3,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,071stHighest Average Incomes: 5,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,902ndLargest Populations: 6,366thMost Inclusive: 9,199thMost Secular: 9,250thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,306thMost Armed: 12,615thTop
Most Stationary: 18,030thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,041stMost Cultured: 24,326thMost Efficient Economies: 25,307th
Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

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