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The Free Pink Land of Barurot

“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The ProcrastiNations

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The Free Pink Land of Barurot is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chocoball Mukai with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.631 billion Barurotians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barurot City. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Barurotian economy, worth a remarkable 6,001 trillion Orgies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,343 Orgies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Barurot's national animal is the serial philanderer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hedonism.

Barurot is ranked 40,344th in the world and 2nd in The ProcrastiNations for Most Stationary, with 1,122.52565658312 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 738thLargest Black Market: 1,116thLargest Populations: 1,714thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,855thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,959thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,387thHighest Economic Output: 2,389thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,007thHighest Crime Rates: 4,281stMost Secular: 5,804thBest Weather: 6,977thRudest Citizens: 7,437thMost Influential: 8,359thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,890thMost Armed: 12,136thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,016thNudest: 14,077thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 18,045thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,538thHighest Average Incomes: 20,299thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,608thHighest Food Quality: 22,965thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,280th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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