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The Calculus Worshippers of Barlyy

“Scientia Dux Vitae Certissimus”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Very Good

Location: Konglomera

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Calculus Worshippers of Barlyy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mustafa Verşan Kök with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.128 billion Barlyyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ODTÜ Northern Campus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Barlyyian economy, worth 909 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 220,428 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlyy's national animal is the proud seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Barlyy is ranked 1,896th in the world and 1st in Konglomera for Smartest Citizens, with 185.64 quips per hour.

Safest: 297thMost Valuable International Artwork: 308thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 512thLeast Corrupt Governments: 519thMost Secular: 576thLargest Welfare Programs: 633rdMost Developed: 696thLowest Crime Rates: 768thLongest Average Lifespans: 770thBest Weather: 805thMost Patriotic: 807thHighest Average Tax Rates: 849thHealthiest Citizens: 882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 968thLargest Governments: 1,190thNicest Citizens: 1,219thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,237thMost Pacifist: 1,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,289thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,417thHighest Food Quality: 1,511thMost Inclusive: 1,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,729thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,802ndSmartest Citizens: 1,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,158thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,363rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,425thMost Cultured: 2,636thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,278thMost Efficient Economies: 3,381stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,677thNudest: 5,805thMost Income Equality: 9,690thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,064thHighest Economic Output: 23,810th

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