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The Ufalme of Bapete

“nguvu katika umoja”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Ufalme of Bapete is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alamin Yaoundé with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.755 billion Bapetons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaśewala. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bapish economy, worth 324 trillion Dalsas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,740 Dalsas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of Bapete are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bapete's national animal is the White Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Bapete is ranked 152,138th in the world and 6,524th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 19.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,026thMost Influential: 4,397thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,250thMost Developed: 13,490thLargest Retail Industry: 14,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,980thMost Conservative: 16,469th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 365th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 374th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 381st in the regionMost Developed: 381st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 441st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 481st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 511th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 514th in the regionMost Cultured: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 542nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 551st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 551st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 558th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 579th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 588th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 600th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 635th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 637th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 702nd in the regionLargest Governments: 720th in the region

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