The Ufalme of Bapete
“nguvu katika umoja”
|Category: Moralistic Democracy|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Ufalme of Bapete is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alamin Yaoundé with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.755 billion Bapetons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaśewala. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Bapish economy, worth 324 trillion Dalsas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,740 Dalsas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of Bapete are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bapete's national animal is the White Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bapete was endorsed by The Colony of Eastie.
- : Bapete was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Bapete was endorsed by The Acting Overseeing Officer of Feu de Glace.
- : Following new legislation in Bapete, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Bapete are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
- : Following new legislation in Bapete, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Bapete, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in Bapete, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
- : Following new legislation in Bapete, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.
- : Bapete was endorsed by The Cinder and Smoke of Tim Stark.
- : Bapete was endorsed by The Great Congregation of Brethren.
Endorsements Received: 45 » H-Zhena, A Slanted Black Stripe, VW53Aland, Fedele, Squid Ruinosa, Brotherland, Wiranath, Axdel, The Romanum Legio, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Hizuru, Rhealaliit, Janoobi Jazair, Taya Dust, BearStackof2015, Someseni, The Angel of Charity, The Buckeye States, Thyaclinia, Roissyland, Am Echad, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Pakitsk, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Gorbastan, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Plazland, Kangarawa, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Bullpups, Marrico, Escade, Liberstankonia, Commodore Badger, Avakael, Yemeni Locusts, Zukchiva, Firenation91, Asendavia, Brethren, Tim Stark, Feu de Glace, and Eastie.