Spotlight on:
The Gypsy Districts of Banjarastan |
“Home Lies in Our Hearts, Pride Runs in Our Blood”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Pecan Sandies |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Gypsy Districts of Banjarastan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pawan Jhaṇḍāvat with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.089 billion Banjaras are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Udaipur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Banjara economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,309 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banjarastan's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folk Hinduism.
Banjarastan is ranked 115,826th in the world and 34th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 328.13078305172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Banjarastan, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
- : Following new legislation in Banjarastan, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Banjarastan, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
- : Following new legislation in Banjarastan, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
- : Following new legislation in Banjarastan, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Udaipur to enjoy their national art.
- : Banjarastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Banjarastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Banjarastan, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in Banjarastan, the government is avowedly secular.
- : Following new legislation in Banjarastan, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.