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The People's Republic of Bangsamoro Rojo

“At long last, Mindanao is free”

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The People's Republic of Bangsamoro Rojo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Rodrigo Duterte with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.902 billion Bangsamoro are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davao City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bangsamoro economy, worth a remarkable 9,225 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 715,073 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Bangsamoro bee, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Bangsamoro military, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bangsamoro Rojo's national animal is the Monkey-eating Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bangsamoro Rojo is ranked 62,653^rd in the world and 2^nd in Codex Philippinensis for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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