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The Empire of Banaus

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Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of Banaus is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical population of 1.124 billion Banausians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Banausian economy, worth 65.3 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,139 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banaus's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Banaus is ranked 192,187th in the world and 8,069th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 335thMost Influential: 1,973rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,597thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,344thMost Pacifist: 15,482ndSafest: 19,398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,016thMost Cultured: 23,998thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,208th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 364th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 622nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 677th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 700th in the regionMost Pacifist: 919th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,018th in the regionSafest: 1,105th in the region

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