The Principality of Bananaaaaa
“Ber er hver a baki nema sÚr brˇur eigi”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Principality of Bananaaaaa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH King Frank Le Eota with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.292 billion Bananaaaaas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odingarr. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bananaaaa economy, worth 562 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 89,376 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bananaaaaa's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bananaaaaa lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Bananaaaaa, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
- : Bananaaaaa altered its national flag.
- : Bananaaaaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Bananaaaaa, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in Bananaaaaa, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
- : Bananaaaaa's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Bananaaaaa relocated from Balder to The North Pacific.
- : Bananaaaaa was refounded in Balder.
- : Bananaaaaa ceased to exist in The North Pacific.