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The Principality of Bananaaaaa

“Ber er hver a­ baki nema sÚr brˇ­ur eigi”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Principality of Bananaaaaa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH King Frank Le Eota with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.292 billion Bananaaaaas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odingar­r. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bananaaaa economy, worth 562 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 89,376 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bananaaaaa's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bananaaaaa is ranked 167,900th in the world and 7,226th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.34 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 2,216thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,585thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,705thMost Cultured: 8,994thBest Weather: 9,278thLowest Crime Rates: 9,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,839thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,792ndMost Developed: 11,817thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,516thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,614thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,050thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,681stNicest Citizens: 15,813thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,862ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,718thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,922ndMost Inclusive: 19,172ndLargest Governments: 19,679thMost Income Equality: 20,306thSmartest Citizens: 20,361st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 459th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 462nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 493rd in the regionBest Weather: 508th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 529th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 538th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 547th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 548th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 586th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 603rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 619th in the regionMost Developed: 675th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 733rd in the regionMost Influential: 742nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 785th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 805th in the regionLargest Populations: 828th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 863rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 884th in the region

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