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The People's Republic of Banabistan

“Work hard and we might not kill you.”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Sprat


The People's Republic of Banabistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Milan Stojanovic with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.706 billion Banabistanis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaempfstok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Banabistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 279,620 lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,788,393 per year while the poor average 17,899, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Banabistanis are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, the might of the entire Banabistani Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banabistan's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Banabistan is ranked 215,893rd in the world and 74th in Wysteria for Nudest, with 5.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Retail Industry: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 470thLargest Insurance Industry: 501stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 660thMost Avoided: 724thMost Secular: 830thHighest Disposable Incomes: 898thMost Influential: 945thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,247thFattest Citizens: 1,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,591stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,079thLargest Mining Sector: 2,110thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,460thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,567thRudest Citizens: 2,895thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,330thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,433rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,470thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,660thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,790thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,623rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,633rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,841stLargest Governments: 7,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,330thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,414thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,501stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,436thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,458thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,445thSmartest Citizens: 11,871stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,730thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,874thHighest Economic Output: 16,429th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Wars Forever and 66 Ducks.