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The Kingdom of Dorimgar of Balticonia

“Ve er Ped, ve ar pad, ve or pod”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Lezra

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Kingdom of Dorimgar of Balticonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Giarlo IV with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.064 billion Balticonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tunar. The average income tax rate is 5.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Balticonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion Liuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 179,017 Liuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, and drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Balticonia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tyrellianism.

Balticonia is ranked 81,081st in the world and 4th in Lezra for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,885.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 860thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,033rdFattest Citizens: 1,631stRudest Citizens: 1,810thLargest Retail Industry: 1,905thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,284thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,943rdMost Avoided: 3,080thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,568thMost Devout: 3,632ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,928thMost Efficient Economies: 5,461stMost Influential: 6,123rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,094thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,629thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,909thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,437thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,164thLargest Mining Sector: 10,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,058thMost Armed: 11,393rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,744thLargest Black Market: 12,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,092ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,226th

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