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The Federal Autonomous States of Baltic Union

“Seseryste, Brālība un Selts apie Baltija”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Historia Novorum

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Federal Autonomous States of Baltic Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.502 billion Baltic Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Baltic Citizen economy, worth 230 trillion Balzts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,978 Balzts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, thrift shops are closing their doors, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baltic Union's national animal is the Stork, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Baltic Union is ranked 202,347th in the world and 10th in Historia Novorum for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 54,111 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,344thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,545th

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