Spotlight on:

National Flag

The United Republic of Baltenlands

“With manatees, most things are possible”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Republic of Baltenlands is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.447 billion Baltens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baltia. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Balten economy, worth 376 trillion lunes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 84,760 lunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children asked by parents to 'guess how much I love you' ask for the cash value, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baltenlands's national animal is the predatory manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Baltenlands is ranked 207,180th in the world and 7,005th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 841stMost Influential: 919thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,835thBest Weather: 11,989thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,489thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,998thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,545thHealthiest Citizens: 17,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,783rdMost Pacifist: 18,426thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,475thSafest: 21,757thSmartest Citizens: 21,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,506thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,940thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,033rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 359th in the regionBest Weather: 385th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 476th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 489th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 562nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 636th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 641st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 668th in the regionLargest Populations: 693rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 704th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 709th in the regionMost Pacifist: 734th in the regionMost Stationary: 752nd in the regionSafest: 756th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 756th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 770th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 251 » Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Hanguk-Nippon, Qvait, Aidenfieeld, Mapico, Amerion, Aumeltopia, Sedunn, Wehraboos, Bear Connors Paradiso, Jehenna, Tsunamy, Blaash, Darakin, The Filippinas, Farengeto, The naked people, Yeldarbsland, Kiasu-ism, Tsvetania, Corgitopiaa, Crystal Creation, Japanese Federal Republic, Bleakfoot, Erinor, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Beepee, New Briantown, USNE2018, PenguinPies, United Great Holy Empire, Bawkie, Kringalia, Kandorith, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Techganet, Substitute name, Seliyan progressive Islands, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Terran Draconia, Rimandi, Antarctic Empires, Doraya, Steampunk Engineers, Aurcania, Hypersensible Crybabies, Quinta Caporales, North Kanuckistan, Gentea, and 201 others.Ralphburg, The Two Jerseys, Moreana, Axis Mundi, Pmta, Three Rivia Levr, Iym Winterless, Drystar, The Solar System Scope, Salguod, Ebonhand, Farelonia, South Blossom, Doundaly, Linguiniland, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, The West Valley Mountains, Zosnor, InnWorm, Fasire, Pax Dracon, Ancient Slobovia, Sthalrim, Noveos, Cypheri, Oreo States, Yellunstryer, Anserisa, Noire Denholm, Sanden, Gymnostan, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Poopisiya, North Catimestistrianes, Soem, Dankstergrad, Abarri, Cuuldere, The Plebeian States, Direwolf1, Isokenzar, Maeiland, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Great Andora, Utondara, Kholdan, GI-Land, Page 53, Escevola, Springhollow, Nova Montron, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Southern Numenor, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, South Caleblan, FreeFishers, Bumblegaria, HUElavia, Zaelith, The Worst army of, Markla, Privatore, Shefino, Grianal, Stoniamera, Linden Oak, Rad Asia, A leftover country, Dereistic, Unielvan Millorvium, Lioniel, Kelshine, Walloonia, Eastern Nyan, Lesinteil, RestartAll, Los Lonley Boys, Compli, Marinho Islands, Enplatia, St Oaks, Kroumos, Dukin Donuts, Yavemaya, Maerist, Aschenburg, Gonrati, Sau Man Frescher, Auphelia, Velarin, Royaltica, Laamiva, Spazzhole, Bergenu, Nowa Europa, The United Expanse, Valdutz, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Drugged Monkeys, Myness, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Theorin, Midand, Concrete Slab, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Andinla, Pamela And Hepatitis, New Iridescence, Zolooloo, Alfama, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, House Ahsanul, Western Fardelshufflestein, Merevane, Tepertopia, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Rebel-topia, Dis7Nation, Katikstan, Itani, Seythennia, Quh, Bod Wareenaland, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Myhomecountry, Catsonya, South Western Korea, WI SD EA D, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Los Rodeos, Canmore, Rotenaplistan, Jiam, Xergiokia, Hakk Fiss, Zataras, Euro Pacifica, Berlana, Brunier, Samofia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Manuck, Wakandan Tribes, Blondiesland, Proctethia, Martzian, Roterdamia, Kingpins, Blaufrankisch, Treir, Steviland, The White Isles, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Lionstrapower, Unity of purity, Honey Cake, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Levistian, Doge Land, Ceutalia, Holota, Qawe, Margila Islands, LadyRebels, The Altan, Death to democracy, Yeses, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Sapientiano, Bichedder, NIGHTRAY, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, New Belgrade, Westenhald, Noimosini, Tughampton, Freedoom, The United Australian States, Twoole, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Bohenia, Freavia, Oxyliteral, Ethoodly, Ipugao, East Nagaland, The island of Sorna, Alambar, New Qafedemar, and The Langburn Islands.