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The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV |
“All hail Bruxxa!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.724 billion Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IVians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.
The all-consuming Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IVian economy, worth 802 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,952 Prickly Pears, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.
Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV is ranked 175,255th in the world and 46th in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Most Stationary, with 89.08329715332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV, foreigners write "made in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.