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The Swinging Jungle of Baloo Kingdom

“Pull up a chair and have a Prickly Pear!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Callista

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Swinging Jungle of Baloo Kingdom is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 2.639 billion Balooites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Balooite economy, worth 368 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,592 Prickly Pears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', refugees from other nations are flocking to Baloo Kingdom's border, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom is ranked 24,719th in the world and 11th in Callista for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,718 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 178thMost Devout: 565thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,698thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,465thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,284thLowest Crime Rates: 3,645thNicest Citizens: 3,667thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,376thBest Weather: 5,629thLargest Governments: 6,046thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,985thHealthiest Citizens: 7,120thSafest: 8,091stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,050thMost Cultured: 9,606thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,126thMost Developed: 11,571stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,174thHighest Average Incomes: 16,793rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,122ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,251stSmartest Citizens: 21,104thMost Inclusive: 21,388th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 12 » Socialist Gelderland, Royal Canadian Confederation, Socialist States of Ludistan, Poskukune, The Dream of Kirby, Sorianora, Nooooooooooooooo, Umana, Yes Humans Are Recyclable, Plus Nova Imperii, Duke Kingdom, and Crystaline Utopia.