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The Lord Terrorizer of Spammers of Ballpit

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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Lord Terrorizer of Spammers of Ballpit is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Elora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.183 billion Ballpitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ballpit City. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ballpitian economy, worth 288 trillion Screams of Spammers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,986 Screams of Spammers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a mortuary next to every Ballpitian restaurant, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Lady Elora's portrait, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ballpit's national animal is the Spam-Eater, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Goddess Elora.

Ballpit is ranked 26,429th in the world and 707th in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 186.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 312thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,302ndTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,938thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,498thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,043rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,279thMost Avoided: 3,687thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,739thFattest Citizens: 5,534thLargest Black Market: 5,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,317thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,545thLargest Mining Sector: 7,070thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,921stMost Authoritarian: 10,755thLargest Retail Industry: 12,261stMost Efficient Economies: 13,253rdMost Devout: 14,775th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionFattest Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 150th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 239th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 414th in the regionMost Devout: 526th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 538th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 574th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 665th in the region

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