Spotlight on:
The Free Democracy of Ballotonia |
“Vote early, vote often.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Nederland |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Free Democracy of Ballotonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ballo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 48.149 billion Ballons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulipolis. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ballotonian economy, worth an astonishing 16,214 trillion Levs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,757 Levs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown. Ballotonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.
Ballotonia is ranked 4,297th in the world and 5th in Nederland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,668.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, Ballotonian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, aides are afraid to ask if Ballo wants a cup of tea or coffee.