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The United Socialist States of Baldova

“A brighter future for all”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Socialist States of Baldova is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Andrei Bogliq with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 891 million Baldovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Baldovan economy, worth 100 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,791 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, trespassers entering Andrei Bogliq's office are immediately vaporized, voting is compulsory, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baldova's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Baldova is ranked 4,472nd in the world and 251st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 98.15 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 486thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,686thTop
Most Influential: 1,744thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,801stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,714thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,862ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,155thNicest Citizens: 4,332ndMost Secular: 4,472ndMost Inclusive: 4,920thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,295thMost Pacifist: 5,626thSafest: 7,076thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,222ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,446thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,464thMost Income Equality: 7,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,679thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,046thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,476thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,548thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,969thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,646thLargest Governments: 10,844thMost Cultured: 10,851stSmartest Citizens: 11,203rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,668thBest Weather: 13,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,124thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,758thMost Developed: 14,477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,591stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,594thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,432nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 62nd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 187th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 189th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 245th in the regionMost Secular: 251st in the regionNicest Citizens: 258th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 298th in the regionMost Inclusive: 303rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 307th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 329th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 339th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 350th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 351st in the regionMost Income Equality: 362nd in the regionSafest: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 376th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 413th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 420th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 458th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 467th in the regionLargest Governments: 521st in the regionMost Cultured: 536th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 611th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 612th in the regionMost Influential: 617th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 635th in the regionBest Weather: 674th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 685th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 702nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 746th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 756th in the regionNudest: 767th in the regionMost Developed: 775th in the region

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